Again in continuation of the You Know You're Paki When (Part 1) & (Part 2) I now present you the third set, a few objections were raised about the previous sets so keeping everyones feelings in check I have made a few changes. Lets all enjoy them.
• You know you’re a pakistani when you have seat covers in your car• You know you’re a pakistani when you wear female perfumes• You know you’re a pakistani when you call all the women on the block either bajis or aunties• You know you’re a pakistani if you have a bucket in your bath tub• You know you’re a pakistani if you don't want to buy a printer because you can always use the office printer• You know you’re a pakistani when you side with a different party in each election• You know you’re a pakistani when the fastest car is the toyota corolla• You know you’re a pakistani when you ask the driver to bring groceries from the store across the street• You know you’re a pakistani when your accent is somewhere in between America and Sri Lanka• You know you’re a pakistani when you cant look eye to eye to a girl• You know you’re a pakistani when some when dies of heart attack and you start working out• You know you’re a pakistani when you’re worried about cholesterol• You know you’re a pakistani when you have to cover your car every night • You know you’re a pakistani when all the women in your family buy clothes at an average of 60 / mth Lets all enjoy them.
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